I Sharted!

COMING SOON: UNDER PUBLISHER CONSIDERATION!

Martin Plunkett has spent six years preparing for the promotion that could finally change his life.

He has the perfect résumé. The perfect suit. The perfect interview answers.

Unfortunately... he also had the breakfast burrito.

What begins as one disastrous moment in a corporate boardroom quickly spirals into a full-scale catastrophe when an embarrassing accident is caught on camera, leaked online, and transformed into the internet's newest obsession. Suddenly, Martin isn't fighting for a promotion—he's fighting for his dignity as coworkers gossip, social media explodes, opportunists cash in on his humiliation, and millions of strangers decide they're experts on the worst five seconds of his life.

As Martin desperately tries to survive HR investigations, office politics, viral fame, and one smug coworker who seems to enjoy every second of his downfall, he discovers that the internet never forgets... and corporate America isn't much more forgiving.

Packed with razor-sharp workplace satire, unforgettable characters, escalating absurdity, and laugh-out-loud moments that will make you grateful you're reading from the safety of your own bathroom, I Sharted! is a wildly original comedy about dignity, disaster, and what happens when your worst day becomes everyone else's favorite story.

Because sometimes all it takes is one burrito to change your life forever.